Sunday, July 4, 2010

My sports schedule

Hi this last two odd months were very hectic for my sports. It was tough to change games,venues, mates.yes this is about me.Before the fifa world cup i was totally busy with IPL (indain polotical leage?) Was with Mumabi indians all the way for amacha Sachin & K. Pollard. till Yahoo splashed pictures of Neetaben and Vijaybhai chatting over a drink (Ben & Bhai for us ). Then i had to swith to Tennis with all tha colorful cloths including see thru innerwears! was rather funny in the begining but had a good game. Meanwhile had asked my sports shop to procure a Jabulani. No Way I was going to miss the once in 4 years event that too in S A. At the same time took out my School Sanskrit book. Sanskrut is supposed to be best exercise for your tounge.once this reciting was over I took the dictonary for the words like Inactooo , VUVUZELA ,WAKA etc.prepared myself for the temp differnce, timings , energy drinks. The sanskrit helped me too pronouce GYAN's,Ayew ,Podoloski,shwarsteiner, Villas, Muontari, xyz Novic's (this is similar to all fruits being xyz apples) Urugwe Paragwyae. Did Some yoga and heavy gym as had to abzorb tackels and shocks like Englad (Terry to !) France (Henrychya) Portugal ( Rona 1 goal Do na) Nigeria, Ivory cost going out in first round. Rs 8 crs pair of legs not scoring a goal . After this shocks all my hopes were on apna uncle (KAKA) as his boss promised ha mai world cup Dunga. In the mean while Ausstrelia and england played some Cricket I had declined their offers and concectrated on Football. West indies went all the way to SA to taste defeat. In spite of some spitfire bowling and some realtime spitting colored Gandhi was not born.who says history repeats ? Some reddish stains reminded me of clay court battles Nadal again took the crown with his white shorts getting stains at the wrong end.(In our country bulls get this kind of shove to move faster.) then came Wimbeldon disciplined white game with green background. Dont forget the vuvuzela hum is still on. for a change EMPE fede ROR and wiliams decided to enjoy cherrycream.Here again my Sanskrut came to rescue otherwise was difficult to greet Djockovic,Zvonareva Pironkeva Tsvetana Birdiesch. with Nadal (this time green stains at wrong end)and probably birdiech fighting it for the large Dish . meanwhile uncle (kaka)ditched me.Mar do NA Messed up.Gyan could not utilize his wisdome.Parague were bulled so r we heading towards a German rule again. Folks i am happy now that this sports rounding up season is coming to an end with 2 tier tyre on my bear belly. Kabadiwala more than happy to get tons of cans. Paisa vasool on my dth connection.Champion leage will be avoided. Friends time for some REAL WORKOUT to get back in shape SHUBHAM BHAVATU MISHA

1 comment:

  1. hey wadil..are khup mast content ahe blog cha.pan lakho spelling mistakes ahet.mag maja jate tyachi ani kalat nahi what xactly u want 2 convey..huh! plz repost it with correctns.